The as*h*le Anthem lyrics

Intro - From Commando Film
Cooke: "f*ck you as*h*le!"
Matrix: "f*ck you as*h*le."

[Hook] [x2] (Ani DiFranco - Used to You)
I'm still here because I got nothing else to do
You're an as*h*le but I'm getting used to you
I like the fact that you talk incessantly
I got a thing for as*h*les who tell good stories

[Verse 1:]
I'm an as*h*le
That's why I'm singing it
I wanna f*ck your as*h*le and stick a finger in it
Grab my pole, hoe
Suck the head out
I'm mad cold, b*tch
f*ck or get out!
I'm not your friend
Unless you're my f*ck buddy
You got your period?
I'll f*ck you bloody!
Study the tactics, of an as*h*le
It takes practice, to mack like this
You're just an average, frustrated chump
Dumb bast*rd
Masturbating hump!
Telling her she's beautiful is unsuitable
You're better off calling her a doodie bowl
Negative sh*t will get you in bed with her quicker
f*ck with her head, women are sick
I might not put any work in
While your j*rkin' me off
Suckin', your neck hurtin'
I don't c*m quick so I might not squirt for an hour from now
I admit I'm a j*rk
Check my BlackBerry while you slurp
Show you no respect cause you're a herpes lurch
Using teeth
Wack head game
So I smack you and choke you into the bed frame
You like the way I keep sh*t hard and gutter
'Cause you're a pus*y fart cutter!
[Hook]

[Verse 2]
When you stick your bum out
You make me wanna dumb out
If I'm an as*h*le
You're the sh*t that comes out
You want fake D-cups?
Street puppies
A mansion?
f*ck you!
Give me a pre-nup!
Before she gets half of the math
I'll cut her in half and laugh
Divorce her from her torso
The art of seduction
Her private parts in conjunction
I'm trying to f*ck skins
Like Beecher
You're a herb
Lonely male
I'll teach you the proverbial Holy Grail
A female creature
Treat ya the way you teach her to treat ya
Don't be frail
My nuggets of wisdom
You always liked it rugged
Chugging down buckets of jism
I'll f*ck you like a thug in prison
Make you suck it like a sl*t organism
Got love sick female stalkers
They love di*k
Treat 'em like streetwalkers in public
Realize this
Women are prizes
I want mine, nice thighs, large size tits
Don't be a sucker
There's beautiful women everywhere
Ready to pucker
At the coffee shop, the office, the gym or the street
Lookin' to meet
Go find her and f*ck her!
[Hook]

"You're an as*h*le, man."