The Sexpert lyrics

[Verse One]
I'm sandwiched in between an Italian chick and a Spanish tanned b*tch with a god damn itch and a chest bigger then Rosanne's tits, these chicks are so sick for chips they suck an old man's di*k
My aggressive jawgum is backed up, by an impressive hard on get your crack f*cked, the Sexpert is through when I'm squirtin' goo (blow!), I worship you but at the same time you're bird sh*t too
I'm askin', sl*t do you like Aspen when I'm f*ckin' your ass in, no condom basking, you're filled up now feel your orgasm build up, now we rub and stain the carpet like a spilled cup
Suck on my meat like yo boppin' your head to the beat up, and down 90 sucks per measure is the speed, my balls smackin' your c*nt is like the kick makin' the track thump, your twat is a drug spot cuz your getting your cracked pumped... (pumped...)

[Chorus]
It's the Sexpert and that's my f*cking name! (x2)

[Verse Two]
I'll bend over a skeezer from Indonesia, 18 year old who's ribs is sold for sucking them f*ckin' poles
My middle finger is in your ass back and forth like I'm wackin' off, suck a fat c*ck, your pus*y makes more then a crack spot!
Investigate your as*h*le like Matlock, your twat is hot like a Wok I'm so f*cking hot I can side her with my c*ck!
Look me as I film you, suckin' the mildew of a di*k that'll kill you, I love you freaks, watch my di*k poke the inside of ya cheeks, as you swallow a brother's meat
I wish your mother could see you on your feet before your anus was loose you used to strangle my c*ck like a noose
I'm doctor masseuse, fertilizing your eggs with ham, squirting ya legs like jam lubricatin' your breasts with pam

[Chorus]
It's the Sexpert and that's my f*cking name! (x2)

[Verse Three]
Your bed flooded with sc*m I'm red-blooded, my head nuttin' into yo' mouth then a needle and thread shut it
Choke on the yolk, my c*ck's brick, as little droplets of c*nt juice splash outta your twat lips
You're topless, you're innocent, the type that would never commit a sin, but soon I'll be rubbin' my c*m in ya skin, with the head of my pendulum, the cinnamon colored Dominican honey was meant for c*m
Your fake D-cups are full and perdy, I'm suckin' on your taxed deductible wonderfully f*ckable titties
My trumpet needs to get blown by a model from Vogue, a f*ckin' toad with a di*k in her hand like a stove
My hot cream is blastin', I grab my meat and beat it like Michael Jackson, you ain't eatin' di*k you better be fastin', it better be on Kippa you f*ckin' strippa, suck on my di*k and do a mitzvah!
[Chorus]
It's the Sexpert and that's my f*cking name! (x2)

(Alexis Malone moaning)