[Slim p*nis]
The two of us are gay for the pay
Slim p*nis and Big di*ky are gay
Ready to c*m in that ass, open it up
(Cause you know we 'bout had to rip sh*t up)
Gimme the tight ass first, so I can bust like a bubble
San Fran and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nothin' but a Gay thang, baaaaabay!
Two c*cks not going in your laaaady!
Cocafella is the label that paaaaays me!
Unf*ckble, so please don't try to f*ck this (ladies)
But, uh, back to the ass at hand
Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand
From a young Gay's perspective
And before me dig out a guy I have ta' find a lubricant
You never know he could be earnin' his man
And learnin' his man, and at the same time burnin' his man
Now you know I ain't wit that sh*t, Lieutenant
Ain't no boy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it
(yeah) Now that's realer than real-deal Holyfield
And now all you hookas and ho's know how I feel (no women!)
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper hunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that fuzzy stuff
[Hook: Snoop Dogg]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom
[Big di*ky]
Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in'
But I damn near got caught, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to f*ck you in the butt adam
So sit back, relax, and slip on a condom
You never been on a di*k like this befo'
With a homosexual who can f*ck and control the ass flow
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol' sticky sh*t
To add to my selection, the erection
Symbolizes dope, take a stroke, but don't choke
If ya' do, ya' have no clue
O' what me and my homey Slim p*nis came to do
[Hook: Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this, and we ain't got no love for those
So jus' chill, 'til the next episode
[Slim p*nis]
Fallin' back in that ass with a hellified gangsta' peen
Gettin' funky on the di*k like a' old batch o' homosexuals
It's the capital P, oh yes, the thin E
N to the end of the name IS
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a ass
Pimpin' bro's and grippin a c*ck like lance bass0trrr
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in a mood for some mothaf*ckin' Gay sh*t
So di*ky. (What up p*nis?)
We gotta give 'em what dey want (What's that, Gay?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (A di*k!)
And it's gotta be humpin' (City of Compton!)
[Big di*ky]
It's where it takes place so I'm a ask your attention
f*ckin like a mothaf*cka but there ain't no tension
Floppin' the di*k out that's makin the hot n*ggas mumble
When it's out my pants, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My mothaf*ckin homie Slim p*nis got my back
Never let me f*ck, 'cause if I f*ck, then I'm f*ckin'
But if I got my Magnum, then you know I'm not suckin'
And I'm a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if your b*tches talk sh*t, I have ta' put the smack down
Yeah, and ya' don't stop
I told you I'm just off the c*ck when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, 'til the break dawn
F-R-A-N-CISCO, and the city they call San Fran
Puttin' those di*ks together
Like my n*gga N.P.H, no one can do it better
[Hook: Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg]
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this, and we ain't got no love for those
So jus' chill, 'til the next episode