Smack My b*tch lyrics

Dinner's running late behind, so I hit a b*tch in the eye
I told her once, then I tell her twice, now get the ice
You f*cked up my rice!

Told a b*tch to get me some snacks, she must've thought I said "go relax"
I took my belt off and whooped her ass
Then took a bath, smoking my pipe...

Smacking my b*tch, let a b*tch know
Smacking her cheek when she burning the toast
Smacking that ho, with all my might
Shut that b*tch up, when she's supposed to be quiet!

Smack. My. b*tch
Nah, don't be talking back, I ain't got time for that!
Smack. My. b*tch
Girl, what you talkin' 'bout? Just shut your f*cking mouth!

G-grew up on the rough side of town
I looked up to men like Chris Brown
I saw my momma get smacked around
My father's brown, he's younger than me!

I told the b*tch all of my demands
Make some sammiches for ya man!
I ate too many and crapped my pants, then swung my hand
I smack her and sing...
Smacking my b*tch, let my fist go
Smashing her teeth like a ten-n-is pro!
Smacking that ho, sippin' High Life
Did you forget I want food before five?

Smack. My. b*tch
I don't mean shootin' smack, it does mean also that...
(I smack my b*tch in Hollywood)
Smack. My. b*tch
I don't be smokin' crack, cause drugs are f*cking bad!
(Drugs are bad, m'kay?)

You... left the TV... on Honey Boo Boo!
Sunday at 9, on TLC!

Smacking my b*tch, smacking my ho
Smacking my trick, just to let our love grow
One I hope, I'll make her my wife
And smack my b*tch up, for the rest of my life!

Smacking my b*tch, smacking my ho
Smacking her cheek when she burning the toast
Smacking that ho, with all my might
Shut that b*tch up, when she's supposed to be quiet!

Smack. My. b*tch
Nah, don't be talking back, I ain't got time for that!
Smack. My. b*tch
Girl, what you talkin' 'bout? Just shut your f*cking mouth!
Smacking my b*tch, let my fist go
Smashing her teeth like a ten-n-is pro!
Smacking that ho, sippin' High Life
Did you forget I want food before five?

Smack. My. b*tch
I don't mean shootin' smack, it does mean also that...
(I smack my b*tch in Hollywood)
Smack. My. b*tch
I don't be smokin' crack, cause drugs are f*cking bad!
(Drugs are bad, m'kay?)