1 Up lyrics

Here comes a motherf*ckin' goomba

Here to steal your hoe
When you find that b*tch
She'll be pregnant fo show

Sliding through crack pipes
Jumping over shells
Just another motherf*ckin' day in hell

I'm a dago, Sippin a can of vago
Munchin magic mushrooms make my day go
Better when a letter from the princess says
Help Me!

And then a n*gga's gone bust some heads
I jump on em' SPLAT!
And I crush them b*tches

My grumpy ass brother, Luigi, wishes
He could be like me, He'll never be like me
Cause I'm a P-I-M-P

I got 1 Up on you, So b*tch f*ck your crew
I got the flower power, Fireball, Bust you in two
I got the rape cape flying
To escape real smooth
And all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a b*tch to save
And all you b*tch made suckers wanna f*ck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

Mario Lopez, cut my grass, grazi!

Little android man with scissors on his dome
Never trust an android, cause I got an iPhone
Turtle with the wings, thinking we could play some games
Got a couple of skinny turtles tossin' round a boomerang

The plant with the teeth, living on a vine
With no mind, and no conscious
He eats what he could find

And them ghosty ass n*ggas seem to be deaf and blind
Till you turn your back on em' they creep up from behind!
Nevermind the baby goombas, I killed before they lived
Spilled their blood cold-blooded
I could never be forgiven by the turtle that I murdered
The one I took this cape from
What is it inside of me I'm trying to escape from?!
Running to the right, I'm always running to the right
This endless cycle of excitement that I like to call a life
And when I die I try again, pretending this time will be different
I'm addicted, it's something I can never fight

I got 1 Up on you, So b*tch f*ck your crew
I got the flower power, Fireball, Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
To escape real smooth
And all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a b*tch to save
And all you b*tch maid suckers wanna f*ck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

I got 1 up on you punk ass, broke ass, dirty dog
Good for nothing motherf*cker, suck a di*k hoe
Sup!, come on some real game and get on my level
I'm in a secret world, But I'm from the ghetto

Who took my b*tch now, I'm choke, or trick, out
I run this sh*t now, you ain't, you ain't sh*t
I got 1 Up on you, So b*tch f*ck your crew
I got the flower power, Fire ball, Bust you in two

I got the rape cape flying
To escape real smooth
And all my haters can taste this goo

I got 1 up, Wassup
Yeah, I got it made
I got 99 lives and a b*tch to save
And all you b*tch maid suckers wanna f*ck with me
I jump on you and stomp your face

[spoken]
You know what I'm saying, it's like every time we deal with the same bullsh*t
b*tch says she got kidnapped, now I gotta go kill a thousand f*ckin' turtles
Them n*ggas endangered man, b*tch says she loves animals
How you gon deal with this sh*t hoe?

Next time I gotta come find you, I best be gettin up in that ass, hoe