All About That Rice lyrics

[Hook:]
Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice, no Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice, no Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice, oh, herro
I'm all about that rice
About that rice

[Verse 1:]
I ain't no Japanese, I don't know Kung Fu
But I could bake a bacon, it's what I chose to do
I got that Goo Goo Sauce, give you a taste
Of my soy sauce all over your face
Don't go to PF Chang, f*ck all that IHOP
I give you Goo Goo Beef with side of soda pop
If you are really hungry, come eat it up
Chicken c*m with fortune cookie
And a Wonton Lollipop
Now my grandma, she told me put curry on all the rice
Drop Drop, Egg Drop Drop
She says curry is better with Goo Goo mixed up inside
Curry Curry, C-C Curry Curry
You know I won't be no b*tch n*gga serving you free egg roll
Drop Drop, Egg Drop Drop
So, if that's what you're into, then go to next restaurant
[Hook:]
Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice, no Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice, not Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice, vote Pedro
I'm all about that rice
About that rice

[Verse 2:]
I'm bringing curry back
Go ahead and tell them chinky ninjas that
No I just play I know, you think you're black
But I here to tell you
Every meal come with coupon for half off at dry cleaning store
Yeah my grandma, she told me put curry on all the dogs
Drop Drop, Egg Drop Drop
She says boys like a little more curry with shih tzu paws
Curry Curry, C-C-Curry Curry
You know I won't be no b*tch n*gga serving you free egg roll
Drop Drop, Egg Drop Drop
So if that's what you're into then go leave the restaurant

[Hook:]
Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice, no Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice, no Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice, you want jello?
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Because you know I'm all about that rice
About that rice
No Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
Not Eggroll
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
You are negro
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
You want eggroll
No dice
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
It's good rice
I'm all about that rice
About that rice
For good price
I'm all about that rice
But we charge for ice
I'm all about that rice
You know the love of Christ
[Outro:]
Welcome to America
May I take your order
Do you want the Goo Goo Chicken Special
No extra charge for goo
I have a hole in my pocket
I feel c*cky all day
We have fresh goo made daily
Free rice