[Verse 1]
I like to masturbate in the shower
I beat kids with autism
Down syndrome is my favourite joke
There are only two genders
Every other "gender" is a mental disorder (Laughing)
This was recorded on a Wednesday, or was it?
Ahh! (Laughing)
Cancer (Laughing)
I enjoy cancer jokes
Cancer is the answer to everything
Cancer is the answer (Screeching)
Filthy Frank is the dankest f*cker I know
(Burping) Agh, oh, boy
Well, I wish [censored]
Ahh! (Whimpering)
Cancer
Please help me
Bush did 9/11 (Laughing)
Mexicans are rapists
They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime
Our only choice is to build that wall
I eat dry noodles
Oh, yeah, I love this beat
This is my f*cking jam, you know?
Uhh, uhh-ehh
What's funnier than a kid with down syndrome?
Cancer
A kid with down syndrome using a chemo patient's head as a gobstopper
If I was any more inbred, I would be a sandwich
Beating black people makes me feel empowered
Black orphans are funny
Slavery, slavery, slavery, more slavery (Laughing)
What's funnier than slavery?
Nothing
[Interlude]
Bush did 9/11 (11)
[Verse 2]
I can't not laugh at Bush did 9/11 (Laughing)
Cancer
We're about three quarters of the way through the song
Yeah
Ahh! (Laughing)
Domestic abuse
Dab, dab, dab
Uh, yeah, uh-ahh! (Laughing)
I am enjoying myself way too much
It's like what happens [censored]
I'm gonna turn that five millimetre hole into a fourteen millimetre hole
Yeah, boy
[Outro]
Define edgy