Eminem - Em Calls Paul (Skit) [2018] (中文翻译/Chinese Translation) lyrics

[Skit: Eminem & GPS]
Paul, yo, um
嘿 Paul Emmm
So I got your message, I wish you would answer the f*ckin' phone
我收到了你的信息 但是你能不能他妈接我电话
Um...
呃…
(Turn right)
（右转）
No, I don't plan to reply to everybody who f*ckin' says something f*cked up about me
我不准备回复每个骂我的人
But I will say this, I was reading some comments last night about, like, what people are f*ckin' saying about Revival
但是我得说 我昨晚上网看到了一些评论 网友骂了Revival
And uhh
然后
Yo, this Yahoo motherf*cker, whatever the f*ck his name is, said I, literally said I rhymed "rhymes" with "chimes"
这个Yahoo上的傻吊 我不记得他叫什么了 他说我rhymes和chimes押韵
"Sucker free, confidence high
Such a breeze when I pen rhymes"
(Turn right)
（右转）
Like, you don't understand I'm rhyming the entire f*ckin' sentence you f*ckin' moron
我他妈押的是整句话你个傻逼
(In 100 feet, turn left)
（100米后 左转）
It's my fault 'cause you're f*ckin' stupid
你他妈是不是智障
But I swear to God this motherf*cker lives in Michigan and I think I figured out his address
但是我敢说这傻逼就住在密歇根 我找到了他的住址
And I'm on my way to his f*ckin' house right now
我现在就去他家
(Turn left)
（左转）
I'll hit you back later
一会再说