Hook (Quinntillion):
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
Saving so much money to no end
I swear I think every now and then
This coupon is my new best friend
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
I buy a lot of stuff, but i barely spend
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again
This coupon is my new best friend
Verse 1 (Dawg Earz):
I’m in the store, walking through the aisles
I feel like i've been walking for miles, I'm heading to door
Of the store, cart empty in defeat
But then i see a piece of’ paper lying at my feet
20 dollars off, at any fred meyer, now my spirits
Are lifted higher, this coupon does not expire
Yeah, I know this isn’t costco
But u know that these fred meyer coupons are boss, yo
Ay, i got this cash that i'm savin
These coupons are the bomb they’re amazing
Save you so much they deserve a standing ovation
Sing their praise, every day, coupon celebration
I'm savin so much money, that it ain't even funny
If there were coupons for it, Id buy the whole country
Pick em up at the store or get em in the mail
If ya got coupons everything's on sale (1:02)
Hook (Quinntillion):
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
Saving so much money to no end
I swear I think every now and then
This coupon is my new best friend
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
I buy a lot of stuff, but i barely spend
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again
This coupon is my new best friend
Verse 2 (Quinntillion):
Coupons are the best in the nation at savin I know
That’s a bold statement but I can make it I ain't fakin
Yo they should be celebrated, they deserve your admiration and adoration
The most underrated, they have my acclamation
Yo, There's no debatin coupons are the most amazing
They make ur shoppin free of irritation and frustration
There's no replacing these coupons that i'm appreciatin
If u dont use em ur ill fated thats mistakes ur makin
Verse 3 (Dawg Earz):
Savin on some bread, and then some jelly spread
Ill buy a new house, a new car, and a new bed
Oh what the heck, I'll buy a car for each day
What's the point of buying just one, it'll cost the same
Cuz i save, like an MLG pro
Buy my own tv channel and my own game show
I might buy a lot but i barely spend
Yeah this coupon is my new best friend
Hook (Quinntillion):
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
Saving so much money to no end
I swear I think every now and then
This coupon is my new best friend
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
I buy a lot of stuff, but i barely spend
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again
This coupon is my new best friend\
Verse 4 (Dawg Earz):
Strawberry ice cream, chocolate fudge dip
Are none of these foods in your budget
At the grocery store, or buying holiday gifts
When it comes to saving money im the top of every list
You need financial help well here's your favorite coupon
Saving money isnt something i can improve on
Apples, frozen pizzas anything that you chew on
If you think you’re out of’ money well with me it's a new dawn
I help you out in every single store
I save you a lot and i'll save you even more
Coupons are the best thing since sliced bread
If you haven’t seen my powers then i'll make you stop dead
This coupon is happy to be your best friend
Saving 10 or 25 to 50 percent
I know that i'm your hero, I know I save you money
And this coupon is glad to be your new best buddy
Hook (Quinntillion):
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
Saving so much money to no end
I swear I think every now and then
This coupon is my new best friend
A C-O-U to the P-O-N
I buy a lot of stuff, but i barely spend
I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again
This coupon is my new best friend