Thanksgiving vs Christmas lyrics

Verse 1:
(Thanksgiving)
Giving gifts is overrated, cutting down trees hacksaw serrated
Just to put it up in your house, leave it for a month, then throw it out
You say its religious, “well yeah that's true” what does that have to do with an old fat dude
Hanging up ornaments, ain't that witty, like I'm not hurting nature, just making it pretty
Your holiday sucks, man u gotta remodel it, you say its the best, but we know that's a lotta sh*t
Putting up a tree, yeah you’ve already slaughtered it, they always die right away cuz no one’ll water it
Don’t step to me boy, man you're out of your element, gods birthday, ur giving gifts just 4 the hell of it
Yeah next to mine ur rhymes will look lame, u should just stay silent like the h in ur name

Verse 2:
(Christmas)
You say ur holidays bout gratitude, but everybody's just in it for the food
Just like ur turkey ull b barbecued, even before my verse u were already screwed
Have u ever heard the saying leave best 4 last, came all the way from december just 2 kick ur ass
Imma give kids gifts spit fire raps, all ur day gives is old people heart attacks
Soon as the feasts over, putting up a tree, you're only here to lead up to me
Like what about ur vaca time, my friend, i get 2 whole weeks, u get 1 weekend
Dinner w/ the fam but it all goes to sh*t, if someone says a word about politics
Ur holiday sucks and ur rhymes ain't working, santa's only fat cuz of your turkey

Verse 3:
(Thanksgiving)
Oh ok, wanna play that way, Imma roast you worse than this turkey
Chew you up like a bunch of beef j*rky, yeah thats right b*tch i got no mercy
Say he goes all round the world in 1 night, only reindeer power
Yeah with that weight he ain't goin 2.8 mil miles per hour, nope
Ur days the worst day, u can't compete with my thursday
I know ur afraid i can smell your fear, we both know you’ve sucked 4 a couple thousand years
Can't rap worth beans, u should quit, id eat u with the feast, but ud taste like sh*t
Get the hell out? I think u should, santas just a trick to make kids be good