Red Neck Hoe ’99 lyrics

Ain't that about a hoot?
What you so mad about?
Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills
Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww
Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better than to
Give her puddin to anybody else but Pa

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
Rappin to this b*tch with a red neck
A red neck, that f*ckin red neck
Rappin to this b*tch with a red neck
Violent J gonna step to that red ass neck

(Violent J)
b*tch you're a red neck (ho!)
But I gives a f*ck I'm bout to step
I never met a southern belle cowpoke (nope!)
And I know till now you've only f*cked your kinfolk
Biiiitch I can't believe that
Every time you smile you look like Cactus Jack
Just cut the lights out
Cause I still wanna bang that bearded biscuit out
b*tch I knows you's a freak
Lemme b*tch slap that butt cheek
And try to keep your toothless mouth shut
And don't say sh*t you funky ass fat b*tch
I don't square dance
I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo chants (woop-woop!)
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know that I'm a Juggalo gigolo
Biatch wait hold up (What?)
I can't have Pa starin at my butt
Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors closed
All I need is him tryin to grope my nizzos
(Chorus)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b*tch (Come again y'all)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b*tch

(Violent J)
Rappin to this b*tch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A b*tch with a beard and a red neck
Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass neck

(Shaggy 2 Dope)
b*tch it's Shagg's
Before I teabag your face take off them rags
You been chillin in the barn all night and day
Shoveling horse sh*t and f*ckin with hay
b*tch it's your neden I'm finna tag
I don't give a f*ck play Ricky Skaggs
Yeah that's right bump Conway Twitty
With your red ass nipple on your red neck titty
b*tch I roll down south
With a swisher sweet hangin out my mouth
And sport a ten-gallon cowboy hat
But after I tap it, man f*ck that
b*tch! I'm from the big city
And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big titty
Aww sh*t it's Wilbur's daughter
Fondlin pig nuts and I caught her
b*tch drop them hog balls
She dropped the sack then dropped her drawers
She looked like a crow that's all I know
But I still f*cked that red neck ho
(Chorus)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b*tch (Come again y'all)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b*tch

(Jamie Madrox)
I know a red neck b*tch named Raelita, straight stacked
Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap jacks
Chicken face b*tch two or three good teeth
But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy peach
Now I remember when she milked the cows
Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out
Got me itching on my balls, and I'm rubbing my wang
That damn there girl pretty did she need a twang
Hey there Missy I'm from the East
And I wouldn't mind laying in the hay for a piece
You can rub my butt like you do your Pa's
Or I can hide my meat in between your jaws
And even hum a little something sweet by Clint Black
While you stroke and caress my tender nut sac
You like it rough b*tch told you I'mma bring the pain
She said "ain't that damn movie by John Wayne"
(Violent J)
Rappin to this b*tch with a red neck
A red neck, a chicken ass red neck
A fat bubbly b*tch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck

(Monoxide Child)
b*tch it's Twiztid with a Z
You red neck ho is you f*ckin with me?!
Neden scabbed up like a horses ass
But I'mma tap it anyway and use your hair for my nut rag
b*tch what the f*ck?!
Smells like a pile of dead fish in your butt
Your shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle
And I saw more teeth on an apple
b*tch you better ask Uncle Gus
Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get f*cked up
Oh me? I talk to the spirits
Witches, demons, and they all keep screaming

(Chorus)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b*tch (Come again y'all)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b*tch
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b*tch (Come again y'all)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a funky funky b*tch (Come again y'all)
b*tch you's a ho (Uh huh)
And ho you's a b*tch (That's right)
Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky b*tch

(Chorus x2)
Round up you boys
And you head down south
Find a red neck ho and put your di*k in her mouth