Don’t Like lyrics

[Hook 1]
A f*ck boy, that's the sh*t I don't like
Almond Joys, that's the sh*t I don't like
Candy Corn, that's the sh*t I don't like
Being bored, that's the sh*t I don't like
Don't like, don't like
Being white, that's the sh*t I don't like
Don't like, don't like
Doing laundry, that's the sh*t I don't like

[Verse 1]
Big nipples, that's the sh*t I don't like
I can't rap, that's just a stereotype
Let me put this p*nis in your windpipe
I'm not hungry, no I don't have an appetite
When I wanna travel, I just hitchhike
I didn't write this sh*t, no I didn't write
When I go to bars, I get a Bud Light
She just looked at my di*k, she's c*ckeyed
When I'm snowed in, I might get frostbite
Just like Snowden, I might extradite
Do not make fun of me cause I'm white
No Michael Vick, but dawg we might fight

[Hook 2]
Wearing condoms, that's the sh*t I don't like
Miley Cyrus' ass, that's the sh*t I don't like
Bein' out of cash, that's the sh*t I don't like
Eatin' ass, that's the sh*t you do like
Do like, do like
Gettin' high, that's the sh*t I don't like
I ain't about that life, I ain't about that life
Doin' homework, that's the sh*t I don't like
[Verse 2]
I'm gonna jizz everywhere, like Danny McBride
You're a di*k AND a pus*y, you're a hermaphrodite
I'm ashamed of what I've done for a Klondike
She's a racist lesbian; a Klan dyke
Dude, you're a b*tch; transvestite
I get lots of women, you get lots of guys
I can't afford a car, I can't afford a bike
She said I look gay, that's the sh*t I don't like
You ain't hard, you're actin... di*k Van Dyke
c*nt, car, straight... di*k, van, dyke
Those were antonyms, that was genius right?
I'm a dope rapper, I got dope rhymes

[Hook 3]
Freestylin', that's the sh*t I do like
Profilin', that's the sh*t the cops like
Pedophilin', that's the sh*t the creeps like
I'm smilin', cause I f*ckin love my life
Love my life, love my life
Songs about my ex, that's the sh*t I won't write
Won't write, won't write
Staying on the same flow, that's the sh*t I don't do

[Verse 3]
b*tch!
Yeah, I'm just spittin yo, call me a llama
She be sucking my banana, yes I'm talkin 'bout yo momma
And I don't be actin, I ain't with that drama
I ain't with that math, but she with my ruler, no Obama
Yeah, I just be with ya chick
For my di*k she's desperate, wants me to beat it like Rihanna
Yeah, I be spitting to some Sosa
Got yo dame like Notre, talk to her like Oprah
Yaaaah, got 2 Chainz on the f*ckin' record
For the mothaf*ckin' record, yo girl want me to undress her
AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Points to her c*nt and says have it, yo girl be actin rachet
But you know I'm gonna tap it
AHHHHHHH!
[Hook 3]
This song, that's the sh*t I don't like
My dong, that's the di*k yo b*tch like
Her thong, that's the fabrics that I like
Hong Kong, that's the continent I like
Do like, do like
Hong Kong's a city? Sorry, I'm not that bright
That bright, that bright
Yo girlfriends titties, that's the tits I do like

[Outro]
I know that this mixtape you didn't like
Some songs I didn't freestyle
Some songs I didn't write
Some songs were f*cking great
Some songs were just iight
Bet you wish it would've ended with something better than Don't Like
I just really wanted to spit some Chief Keef sh*t
So I guess I gotta hit you b*tches with that remix...