SNL: Bag Jackin b*tches lyrics

[Hook]
What we doing Drake? (We bag jackin, b*tches!)
What we doing Drake? (We bag jackin, b*tches!)
Take your whole bag of candy, leave you in the cold
So bring the ruckus if you under 12 years old

[Jay Pharaoh]
It's 7:58 and now your curfew is pushin
Watch how just like Republicans I'm behind the bushes
"It wasn't me" - if you asked me, that's what I'mma tell ya
And I'mma eat so much chocolate, my blood type's Nutella
Got wanted signs from madd parents, state troopers
Kidnapped Willy Wonka and b*tch-slapped an Oompa-Loompa

[Hook]

[Drake]
Give me your Reese's Pieces, give me your Hershey bars
I want your Milky Way, give me that Snickers bar
I would Trick-or-Treat but I'm too old now
So I snatch your bag so I don't look like a pedophile
My sticky fingers got all of these mamas mad at me
We're talking stomach aches, restraining orders, cavities
I probably won't have no teeth when I'm finished
I don't pay for the porcelains, I just marry my dentist
[Hook]