What Made My Hamburger Disappear lyrics

[Verse 1]
This man, he got onto the bus
Pointed a water gun at us
He said, "I'll owe ya ten G's
If you can answer this for me"

[Chorus 1]
What made my hamburger disappear?
What made it vanish into thin air?

[Verse 2]
Me and this woman layin' up
A gin and tonic from a cup
Locked and bolted up the door
A burnin' candle on the floor

[Chorus 2]
Woah, catastrophe
Candle lit the pillow on fire, almost roasted me
I said, almost roasted me

[Verse 3]
I went to Dave's Deli
I gone to fill up my belly
This man sittin' next to me
A heart attack, now, can't you see?
[Chorus 3]
He said, "What made my heart stop beatin'?
Must've been some blessed thing that I was eatin'
Lord, that I was eatin'"

[Chorus 1]
What made my hamburger disappear?
What made it vanish into thin air?