Jack Stauber

"Existential Genius"

[Verse 1]
I trip over my shoelace
This happens all the time
Fall onto my face, and then come the tears
Then I remember that we're all gonna die

[Pre-Chorus]
This is my song I wrote from the heart
Existential crisis sounds pretty smart
I'd tell my dad but boy does he love church

[Chorus]
So I masturbate
And I watch ESPN
And I open up another bag of Chex Mix (Crunch)
I masturbate
And I watch ESPN
And I open up another bag of Chex Mix (Crunch)

[Verse 2]
I'm driving home from work and I'm parking my car
I go up to the door and I think really hard
Now I'm a genius but I want to cry

[Pre-Chorus]
This is my song I wrote from the heart
Existential crisis sounds pretty smart
I'd tell my dad but boy does he love church

[Chorus]
So I masturbate
And I watch ESPN
And I open up another bag of Chex Mix (Crunch)
I masturbate
And I watch ESPN
And I open up another bag of Chex Mix (Crunch)
So I masturbate
And I watch ESPN
And I open up another bag of Chex Mix (Crunch)
I masturbate
And I watch ESPN
And I open up another bag of Chex Mix (Crunch)

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