Dino James

"GIRLFRIEND"

[Rap song lyrics by Dino James]


[Intro Speech: Dino James]
Namaskar!
Yeh ek social service announcement hai jo janhit mai jari hai
Sarkar apko kuch baatein batana zaroori samajhte hai
Aur mujhe lagta hai
Yeh meri zimmedaari ha

[Verse 1: Dino James]
Dekh basically, Yeh aaj kal ke girlfriend namak tabahi ki kahani hai
Ishq mai kaise pyar se laudey lagte hai, bas itni si baat apko batani hai
Ho sakta hai kuch logo ko meri baatein achi na lage
I am just trying my luck
Waise bhi you can’t keep everyone happy, so I don’t give a f*ck
Launday pyar mai kya kya chutiyape nahi karte tum iske barein mein sochoge
Aur inme se tumne kitne kiye hai yeh soch ke khud ko kosoge
Kehte hai Ishq aag ka dariya hai, lekin lauduu
Tujhe tairna kaha aata hai
Jaha haat na jaye waha gaandu tu kaiko khujaan ta hai…
Aajkal ke relations kitne jhaatu aur do kaudi ke hai
Humare andar yeh saare ghaav us maa ke laudey ke hai
Yeh udta hua teer shayad humko apni gaandh mein lene ka bahut shaukh hai
Kyunki pehle din se humko pata hota hai ki picture apni flop hai
Tumhare jaise chutiye ashiq yeh ghuma chuki hai hazaar
Yeh saari matlab ke machine hai inko kisi se nahi ho sakta hai pyar
Kitne bhi maralo inko
Humesha c*m pad jaata hai
Har do minute mai inko toh apna ex-boyfriend yaad aata hai
Lekin halat yeh hai sab jaanke bhi hum kuch kar nahi paate..
Saamne likha rehta hai ki gaandh fatne waali hai par kyu hum usko padh nahi paate
Pata nahi yeh chota sa funda inko kyu nahi samajh mai aata hai
Ke inka jo so called best friend hai
Woh inke saath
Bas sona chahta hai
Londo se itni der tak gale lagti hai, ke na jaane kabke yeh bichde hai
Aur gaandh jali mai hum sochte hai ke hum hi shayed pichde hai
Inki sakhi saheliya hume broad minded hone ke rai deti hai
Khud ke resto ke laudey lage hai, aur humare bhi laga deti hai
Humari insecurity ka bahut bada haat inke kapdo ko bhi jaata hai
Jise inki cleavage aur ass crack, sab ekdum saaf nazar aata hai
Low waist pehna bhe in bechariyo ke bahut badi majboori hai
Kyuki inki gaandh ka titli ka tattoo logo ko dekhna bhi toh zaroori hai…

[Break verse: Dino James]
Pyar ko samajhne ke inki aukaad nahi hai
Hum maa baap se milade aise inme koi baat nahi hai
Ishq mai hum inko
Zzabrran laila bana dete hai
Asliyat mai yeh laila ke jhaanth nahi hai

[Refrain: Dino James]
Mai chalta tha jis raaste
Tujhe pane ke waaste
Meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Jaanke anjaana tha
Humesha mai begaana tha
Tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha

[Verse 2: Dino James]
Humara number humesha WhatsApp Facebook ke baad hi aata hai
Yeh hagne baad mai jati hai, pehle inka update aa jata hai
Saara din aur sari raat yeh phone ke gaandh mai gusi rehti hai
Aur kuch bolo toh inka bhosada udaas hoo jaata hai
Tumhare absence mai pata nahi yeh babydolls kya kya karte hai
Inka koi iman dharm, koi moral values thodi hai jinse yeh darti hai
Koi badi baat nahi hai jo bhai bolkar inko ek saal se gift de raha hai
Tumhare jaane ke baa bhosdiwaala wohi inki le raha hai
Ek din guitar uthake bolte hai.. See it’s been gifted by my ex
Ek baar toh muu se naam bhi nikal gaya uska, when we were having sex
Gaandh phati mai do second minute mein mera kele se kishmish ho gaya
Mai chotu ko dhundta raha, woh bechaara jhadiyoo mai kahi kho gaya
Baap ke paas scooter nahi, lekin ladka BMW waala hoona
Kadkoo ke he hoota hai inka saara randi rona
Paise waale launde ke saath mai ekdum gaandh phati mai yeh rehti hai
Phir unki maa behan kya, unke jute chappal bhi yeh sehti hai
Bachpan mein jo papa ne samjhayi ab samajh mein aayi woh baat
Padhai nahi karega toh achi ladke kaise milegi?
Padhai.. equals naukari, equals paisa, ohh f*ck!
Matlab papa ko bhe pata tha ki yeh saaliya paiso se hi aati hai haat..
Now the question is, ke paisa hoke bhi hum inke jaal mai kyu phas jaate hai?
Kutte bankar kyu inke saamne pyar ke liye haat phailaate hai
Kyuki hum chutiye hai, and we always need an emotional support
Aur isi baat ka toh fayda uthati hai yeh motherf*cking whores
Bahut saariya toh had lost count how many people they’ve slept with
They say it so proudly, ke na jaane maa baap ke kitne seva ki hai
Pandrah bees min tak toh yeh humko pehchante tak nahi hai
Phir baad mein inko yaad aata hai
( “Oh f*ck!, isne bhi toh meri lee hai.”)
Lekin itne saare logon ko yaad rakhna humanly possible bhi toh nahi hai
Badi baat hai ke inko yaad hai ke hum inke saath hai
Ho sakta hai kyunki inke yeh temporary haalat hai
Nahi toh kitne saare logo ko toh yeh kapde pehante hi bhool gayi hai
Awww kitna cute face banake yeh meri lyrics sun rahi hai
Jaise inko idea hi nahi hai ke mai yeh sab kiske bare mein bol raha hu
Actually yeh hans isi liye rahi hai, kyuki inki gaandh phati hui hai
Kyunki ek ek karke main inke saare raaz khol raha hu..
(haha)

[Refrain: Dino James]
Mai chalta tha jis raaste
Tujhe pane ke waste
Meri jaana maine kya kuch nahi saha
Jaanke anjaana tha
Humesha mai begaana tha
Tujhe khone ke darr se kuch na kaha

[Verse 3: Dino James]
Dusre dudes ke example leke humesha yeh humari gaandh jalati hai
“You know my friend sunny? Oh my God! ekdum Sanjay Dutt dikhta hai.”
Agar humko inki choot jaisi shakal se pyar na hua hota na
Toh hum batate ke yeh sunke humko kaisa lagta hai..
Ek maheene mai aapka sense of humour inke saamne fade ho jaata hai
Then they talk business, “ghar pe kya bolu.. tu kitna kamata hai?”
Phir dheere dheere inke behaviour mai changes aane lagte hai
Aur achanak se inke life mai koi NRI aa jaata hai( Yo mah wassup?)
Lekin kabhi muh kholke yeh nahi bolegi ke aapko ch**ne waali hai
They play mind games; and let you do this dirty job
“You deserve someone better, mai bahut buri hu, khush rehna tu.”
End mein lagta hai, aap hi ne ki hai bechari pe na jaane kitne paap
Apne convenience ke hisab se yeh pat se badal jaati hai
Agar bahut umad umad ke pyar aa raha hai toh zaroor aapse kuch chahti hai
You’re only there till she finds someone better then you
Uske baad who are you, arey Benchod and kaun hai re tuu
Humko lagta hai yeh sirf humare saath hua hai lekin bhai sabki yahi story hai
Nigal bhi nahi sakte ugal bhi nahi sakte, ajeeb si yeh majboori hai
Isi liye aaplog meri lyrics se itna zyada kar rahe ho relate
Maine bhi frustrate hoke hi kar raha hu yaar yeh story narrate
Humari gaandh maarte maarte bhale yeh kabhi nahi thakti hai
Lekin lent upwaas roz ekdum yaad se yeh rakhti hai
Now even God knows that you guys are so f*cking fake
Hanste honge woh upar tumhari jhoote bhakti dekh
Bhagwan kare jo maine saha uska at least aadha tu bhi bhoge
Aur tu bhi jaane kaisa lagta hai apna sab kuch khoke
Teri aakhon ke saamne tera boyfriend kisi aur ko kiss kare
Aur sari raat tu ro rokar bas mujhko miss kare
If my love was true toh tu dekhna tere saath yeh sabkuch hoga
Uparwala mujhe bhi toh dega tujhpe hansne ka ek mauka
Don’t even think of coming back, because now I hate you from my heart”
Ab swap hone waale hai hum dono ke haalat

[Poetic Speech: Dino James]
Tujhe yah sab kehke bhenchod mujhe bura kyu lag raha hai
Kyu mujhe har jagah tera yeh manhoos chehra dikh raha hai
Mujhe barbaad karke bhi kyu tu mere dimag se nahi jaati hai
Kyu subah sham bas mujhe teri yaad aati hai
Kyuuuu

[Outro Bridge: Dino James]
Rateein meri
Baatein teri
Sari mulakate teri
Jaane kaise tujhko
Mai batau
Kaise bhulau tujhe
Dil se mitau tujhe..
Kaise dil ke aag bhujaunn

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