Marshall vs. the Machines (From ”How I Met Your Mother: Season 6) lyrics


Jason Segel

I'll show them!
My body can outrun any motorized vehicle
I'm like John Henry when he beat the steam engine
All I need is a great Folk song!

[Verse 1]
Gather 'round ye children
To hear the tale so sweet
Of a man who dared to race machines with nothing but his feet

[Verse 2]
With hair of auburn beauty
A hero dressed in jeans
He's fightin' for america
Marshall versus the machines, ha!


[Verse 3]
As Marshall ran with all his might and passed his friend Christine (Hey Christine!)
He thought of all the times that he had beaten a machine
He triumphed over pitfall
He vanquished the alarm
He brought the jukebox back to life with his Fonzarelli arm
Marshall vs the machines, ha!

Ha! Move along!
Ha! Move along!

[Verse 4]
Our hero's strength was fading fast
Just as the light turned
He then though back to all the times he'd lost to a machine
The cablebox's fearsome bite, the stapler's mighty sting
The cablebox's bite again

Getting too tired to sing
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