Hello Liz lyrics

[Intro]
Hey, Taylor, it's Liz
I'm actually calling because I'm gonna be in town this weekend
And we haven't talked in like, a year
So it would be really fun if we could get lunch or something
I hope you're doing well, let's catch up
Mkay, bye

[Verse 1]
Hello Liz
Take a seat and I'mma break it down in long division
You're a six and I'm a million plus a couple digits
We were friends 'til I quit being friends with psycho villains
Burns you up because I do exactly what I wanna
Left the melodrama back in Arizona
Now here's the part wherе I ignore your calls
And block your number

[Pre-Chorus]
Tonight I'm sitting on my bed
I'm making you a list of all thе things I never said

[Chorus]
Hello Liz
Way back then when everything was simple
You always love the game so here's a riddle
What's five foot six and empty in the middle?
Rhymes with b*tch, hello Liz
I'm not surprised that you're still friends with Heather
She always seemed to handle bullsh*t better, mmm
You should probably maybe call me never
Hello Liz, hello Liz
[Verse 2]
For the final act I'd like to bring out my assistant
This lovely pair of very sharp and shiny scissors
Right before your eyes
You'll disappear from all our pictures

[Pre-Chorus]
Tonight I'm sitting on my bed
I'm making you a list of all the things I never said
Some of them are right, some are in my head
But every single one of them I know I won't regret

[Chorus]
Hello Liz (Hello Liz)
Way back then when everything was simple
(Simple, simple, simple)
You always love the game so here's a riddle (Riddle, riddle)
What's five foot six and empty in the middle? (Yeah)
Rhymes with b*tch, hello Liz (b*tch, hello Liz)
I'm not surprised that you're still friends with Heather (f*ck Heather)
She always seemed to handle bullsh*t better, mmm
So you should probably maybe call me never (No)
Hello Liz, hello Liz

[Bridge]
My sis, my friend
My pal, my clique
That's what I used to call you when we were just kids
But now it makes me sick when someone brings you up
Oh wait, nobody ever did
[Outro]
Hello Liz
Hello Liz
Hello Liz
Hello Liz
(Oh wait, nobody ever did)
(Unless they feel like talking sh*t)
Hello Liz (I'm telling her that she should dip)
Hello Liz (Be careful what you say, Liz)
Hello Liz (Yeah, sing it, Liz)
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