My Life Sucks lyrics

[Intro]
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks
Alright, alright, okay!
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks, fu—
I like the way this is sounding, u-uh right now
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks
But I do think maybe we could do something a lil' different with it
Fitz, do you think maybe you could make my voice deep
Like one of those Lil Wayne tracks?
My life, m-my li-, my life, m-my life sucks, f*ck
Oh God!

[Verse 1]
Momma won't buy me David Dobrik merch
No, she won't stick her sticky fingers in her purse
And if she don't gimme money I'ma steal from church
'Cause I can't let Tiffany get the merch first
My birthday's April first and I never celebrate
'Cause last time I choked on a piece o’ cake
When I turned eight momma said I was a mistake
Didn't really bother me though, I took it okay
Internet trolls always calling me weird
I get mad shade thrown at me by all of my peers
I've been a sad man for like 25 years
I'm not dabbing on my haters, I'm just hiding my tears

[Hook]
Zoloft, Prozac, Lexapro
All anti-depressants that I've tried before
I do my best to hide it but my friends all know
I live a good life, and pretend that it blows
Zoloft, Prozac, Lexapro
All anti-depressants that I've tried before
I do my best to hide it but my friends all know
I live a good life, and pretend that it blows

[Verse 2]
When I'm out in public, I'm always smilin', trident
But when I'm home alone my tears are flowing like a hydrant
Neighbors called the cops last night 'cause I was crying
"Yes, I'm sorry Mr. Officer, I'll try to be silent"
Friends goin' to a party so I'm kinda excited
But when I asked if I could come he said I wasn't invited
Yeah, I guess I saw it comin', you could call me a psychic
Eating Oreos and whiskey while I'm spendin' the night in
Jameson got me sick, yo
My girlfriend wants my di*k, bro
I can't get hard for sh*t though
And now she's really p*ssed, woah
'Cause I'm drunk as f*ck and I'm half asleep
She's mad at me and I'm mad at my meat
No sex tonight, night's incomplete
God what an end to a terrible week!
[Hook]
Zoloft, Prozac, Lexapro
All anti-depressants that I've tried before
I do my best to hide it but my friends all know
I live a good life, and pretend that it blows
Zoloft, Prozac, Lexapro
All anti-depressants that I've tried before
I do my best to hide it but my friends all know
I live a good life, and pretend that it blows

[Verse 3]
Everything's great but I still complain
I got a couple loose screws but I'm not in pain
My heads not broken it's just a sprain
I got a healthy body but a sh*tty brain
I'm good at rapping fast
But, I can't do it long
That's why I'm rapping slow
For the rest of this song, Stevie!
Now I'm self-medicating, no more doctors
And I don't need pharmaceuticals to prosper
Yeah, I do my best to hide it but I'm socially awkward
The weirder you are the more you have to offer

[Bridge]
All of this is bullsh*t (All of this is bullsh*t)
Nothing means anything (Nothing means anything)
All of this is bullsh*t (All of this is bullsh*t)
Nothing means anything (Nothing means anything)
All of this is bullsh*t (All of this is bullsh*t)
Nothing means anything at all (Nothing means anything)
All of this is bullsh*t (All of this is bullsh*t)
Na, na-na-na, na-na-na, nothing means anything
[Outro]
Oh, I guess it's over. Alright, I'm going to go hate myself some more, I'll see you guys later!