Mr. Whiskers lyrics
by Vylet Pony
[Fade-in]
And he told me he was a hermaphrodite
I don't even know what that is, he just said: "I'm a male"
Her- Hermaphorodite, or hermaphrodite
A lot of people whenever I go swimming and stuff or we go to that beach party
Everyone always compliments my body, so
Um, you have to be into vampires, -pires, -pires, -pires
And also I want you to meet my cat
Have to meet my cat
Come here, Mr. Whiskers!
[Drop]
Mr. Whiskers, Mr. Whiskers, come here!
Uh, this is my cat, Mr. Whiskers
Say hello, Mr. Whiskers!
Um, you have to be into vampires, -pires, -pires, -pires
And also I want you to meet my cat
Have to meet my cat
Come here, Mr. Whiskers!
[Drop]
Say hello, Mr. Whiskers
"Buy me a girlfriend. I want a girlfried for..."
So that's Mr. Whiskers
(Cough)