BATHROOM (skit) lyrics

[Interlude: Devenity Perkins & Voicemail]
You have one new voice message
First voice message
Are you f*cking serious?
You had Alyssa over there?
I saw her picture in your f*cking bathroom
You can't say that's not your f*cking bathroom
I see the gray towels and I see the cologne in your background
You're a f*cking piece of sh*t, Charlton
That's been my friend since the sixth f*cking grade, I hate you
I hope you die