Phuckin’ Awesome lyrics

[Verse 1:]
That’s my weird friend Frank right there
My black friend Eddie yea he lives upstairs
His girlfriend Gurt she’s twerking on the chair
Friends are a virtue I got em all here
Got a gay friend who lives in Rusida
Last name Jenkins first name Peta
Think that’s ironic no me neither
But his t-shirt says I love divas
Friend [?}] smoke alot of chiba
Politically correct yea cronic [?]
Then there’s Evalisa believes she a diva
These are my friends and I’ll never ever leave em
I need em

[Chorus 1:]
Dude you’re me bro ohh, no matter where you go
I’m right here if you need me, if you need me
If you need me, oh i’m right here

[Chorus 2:]
He’s cool and she’s cool
Cool with everybody in the party
Cause we’re phuckin awesome
We’re phuckin awesome
Oh we’re phuckin awesome
Yea, yea, yea, yea
We’re phuckin awesome (repeat x2)
f*cking awesome, awesome [x4]
[Verse 2:]
Young cats wanna act low pro
Hit em with new shots a patron
[?] wanna bang your moms
She’s a milf but you’re still my bro
It’s no problem if she follows
[?] cocaine leave us home alone
Dude how rad I could be your step dad
Slumber parties every night
That’s so kick ass

[Chorus 1]

[Chorus 2]

[Bridge:]
Dude you are the coolest
You’re the coolest
Dude you’re so cool that I wouldn’t even f*ck your sister
I want to but I wouldn’t
Just give, just give me a hug dude
I phuckin love you dude
Nick Cannon rules, we’re the phuckin awesome

[Chorus 2]