😲MESSI QUITS BARCA!😲 Man City? PSG? Man Utd? Juventus? (Transfer Request Song) by 442oons lyrics

A fax from Lionel Messi?
Oh sh*t

Dear T***face
I want to leave ... immediately
I hope you burn in hell
Yours, insincerely, Leo
But why would he want to leave?

Why?!
The first team is a state!
What?!
You fired my best mate!
Terminated! What?!
This guy's always late!
(Hmmm Hmmm)
Or lying here prostrate
(Hmmm Hmmm)

Fine!
You're past your sell-by-date!
What?! What?!
Reverse psychology ...
He'll stay - is what he'll say
That's what he'll say?
That's what he'll say!
Well I still don't want to stay!
(Gulp) (Gulp)
He doesn't want to stay?!
(Gulp) (Gulp)
'Coz wе keep... losing
Can't win just keep... losing
That's why I'll be... moving
I'll resign!
Let mе leave on a free tonight!
A FREE?!

'Coz these players can't play, play, play, play, play
And the boss just fired my best mate, mate, mate
Luis I'm just gonna Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake!
Shake this kit off!
Shake this kit off!
I'm heartbroken by the deals you make, make, make
And I need a clean break, break, break, break, break
Kevin! Call the Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh!
Sheikh - sign it off!
Sheikh - sign it off!

Sign Messi on a free!
You know he's 33?
I'm still lightning on my feet!
Deal!
900K per week
But FFP!
900k per week!
F*** FFP!
Hmmm... Hmmm...
Pair me with Ronaldo!
Pair him with Ronaldo!
The world's finest duo!
Okay! Let's sign Leo!
He's way better than Paolo!
Hmmm hmmm
So take a paycut, Cristiano!
Mmmm Mmmm
Deal off!

No losing!
We'll win if we choose him!
Sign him, I'll get... grooving!
Transfer time!
Sign my bestie on a free tonight!
It's UEFA! Let us in!

These players can't play, play, play, play, play
And you also sold my best, best, best mate
Luis, I'm just gonna Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake!
Shake this kit off!
Shake this kit off!
I'm heartbroken by the deals you make, make, make
And I need a clean break, break, break, break, break
Please! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh!
Sheikh - sign it off!
Sheikh - sign it off!
'Coz my ex-10
Wants a new challenge!
I'm like - "Oh. My God... let me call the Sheikh!"
And this fella over there
With the hella ginger hair says
Come on! Bring him over Sheikh!
Please! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheeeeeeikh!
Oh, look... I just "found" some more sponsor money!
YES!

Yes these players can play, play, play, play, play
And I'll get to play with my best, mate, mate, mate
Kevin, I'm just gonna Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake! Shake!
Shake this kit on!
Shake this kit on!
sh*tload of cash I will make, make make
All the records we'll break, break, break, break, break
I love you Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh! Sheikh!
Sheikh - signed it off!
Sheikh - signed it off!

Hello?
Hey Ronald! Do you know something?
What?
We both used to play for Barcelona! Ha!