A recap of yakuza 7 chapters 1-5 i made for my stream after taking a 10 month break from the game lyrics

[Intro]
This is a story of crime
And what you do when you wanna be a hero
It's a special story
It goes something like this

[Verse 1]
1971
Masumi Arakawa
Yokohama child
Plays a lady on the stage
Got some sh*t going on
Has a mean b*tch mom
She rants and raves scars his face
Takes his money away

So sad
But don't worry
There's more

Got a dad so it's cool
Peking duck, super cool
Eating it is what they'll do
'cuz its the king of Chinese food
Go to p*ss what is this
Hear a gun cannot miss
Walk on back
Now his dad's
A little dead before the snack
[Chorus]
Yakuza like a dragon
It's a rpg and its pretty good
Yakuza like a dragon
You could also call it Yakuza 7

[VERSE 2]
Ichiban Kasuga
Member of the yakuza
Arakawa clan
New Year's Eve, 2000
Doing his collections
Dodging scrapes having fun
Watching Arakawa's son
Wishing that was him
Does a serum, what the f*ck
Pretty girls, what the f*ck
Fun with dad, what the f*ck
Now the clan is out of luck
Jo just went and dropped the ball
Ichiban must take the fall
Goes to jail but never killed
Spends 18 years inside a cell

[Chorus]
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
It's a RPG and it's pretty good
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
You could also call it Yakuza 7
[Verse 3]
Adachi's an ex-cop
Drives Ichi around the block
Everything is different man
Arakawa sold the Tojo Clan
Adachi wants to see
A secret dinner with the Omi
Break inside Ichi finds
His dad gives him a harsh goodbye

[Bridge]
Ohh

Ok I couldn't get this to work with the melody, so basically Ichi wakes up in a camp full of homeless people and meets a guy named Nanba who teaches him what it's like to live on the streets, and then some other stuff happens, including mocking and dodging this morally upright protest group called buh- "Bleach Japan", eventually gaining permission to stay in a place owned by sex workers, which they now protect

[Chorus]
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
It's a RPG and it's pretty good
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
You could also call it Yakuza 7
(seven seven seven sev-)

[Verse 4]
Kasuga, Nanba
And the newly laid off
Adachi need jobs
So they work at a Soapland
The owner Nonomiya
Assigns them to watch an employee
Nonoha digging into her situation
They encounter chairman
Hoshino of the Seriyu clan
Who puts a stop to the scam
But Nonomiya is found dead
[Chorus]
Yakuza: Like a Dragon
It's a RPG and it's pretty good
Yakuza: Like a Dragon haaah
You could- uh

[Verse 5]
The funeral comes around
A new party member hits the town
Saeko is here she is Nonoha's sister
A bunch of other sh*t happens
Uh- Nonomiya's death was foul play
So the team investigates a secret warehouse scam
The place is run by the Liumang
And we think whats going on
Is that they're printing fake money
And that's the story so far!

Oh, there's more
We also run a company
And we're the boss of a company
Where we'll try to get rich

[Outro]
Yakuza- I'm...
Its a RPG... *sigh* and it's...
I dont wanna s-
I don't wanna sing this anymore

And on and on and on and on and on
Yakuzaaaa
Thanks for coming to the stream
What's- I hope this-
It's too loud