Shred the Open Seas (Sea Shanty) lyrics

I feel like a pirate
Lost and alone on the brink of despair
With so much to say but there’s nobody waiting right there
To complain to
It’s lonely
I’m so lonely

I feel like a pirate
Who’s about to be publicly hung
The city will cheer on the executioner
As he steals the last breath from my burning lungs
And i’m dead
...
Hey, thanks, man

I feel like a pirate
Swabbing the deck at my low-paying job
The crew in the back is thinking “what is your problem?”
There ain’t one, there’s a million!
And this ain’t fun! (it ain’t fun!)

I feel like a pirate
A liar, a cheater, and proud of it-- a pirate
A bast*rd in every meaning of the word-- a pirate
A swashbuckler, a motherf*cker, a pirate
Just a pirate, ARGH!!!
I feel like a pirate
Who’s only joy is to sail the sea
Who stays out here cuz there’s nothing at home
Who lives in comfort that he is his own
Man
His own
Man
That he is his own
Man
He owns that beard, man

But he’s got no real
Plan
To live on his own
Man
But that’s no worse
Than
What he had waiting back on land

I----
Feel----
Like a pirate