p*nis Popper lyrics

Yuh, pop my p*nis baby
Ugh i wanted to pop out the socket
Pop my p*nis baby
Ugh i need it to hurt

My di*k burst open when i f*ck ya fanny
It felt so good it was better than your granny
I could feel it rip open as the sperm ran out
It got into your vagina and now you’re pregnant
It wasn’t my fault, you should have worn protection

My p*nis pops like bubble gum, it feels like a f*cking drum
When it bounces off of ya bum my whole body feels mothaf*ckin' numb
Sperm comes out with a whole lotta crumbs
It’s dirtier than mud, it looks like rum
But all i can say is it’s better than your mum

I used to f*ck your gran so good she no longer needed glasses
I kinda wanted to cook her like food but it’s better with ten s’s
I need her now before i rip off my foreskin by wanking

My p*nis pops like bubble gum, it feels like a f*cking drum
When it bounces off of ya bum my whole body feels mothaf*ckin numb
Sperm comes out with a whole lotta crumbs
It’s dirtier than mud, it looks like rum
But all i can say is it’s better than your mum
Masturbation is good for self cleansing
But c*m can be used shampoo
It flings all the way to africa even when i am in germany
Let me suck my own di*k, (unclear)
And it was so thick you could probably mistake it for a mcdonald’s milkshake

My p*nis pops like bubble gum, it feels like a f*cking drum
When it bounces off of ya bum my whole body feels mothaf*ckin' numb
Sperm comes out with a whole lotta crumbs
It’s dirtier than mud, it looks like rum
But all i can say is it’s better than your mum

You know, it’s not easy popping the p*nis every hour but the feeling is great, it’s like having sex but the feeling lasts so much longer