Dream Girl lyrics

[Intro]
Hey man have you ever met the perfect b*tch, man? (Yeah!)
But you know...
You know, I met the perfect b*tch
And I thought she was something, man (For real?)
She is something
She's a b*tch, man, that's what she is!
(Haha, alright, she's a b*tch then, that's what she is)

[Verse]
Well I met this girl, I was dazy, crazy for the ho
The b*tch took my feelings and phased me, I know
I should have watched my back but I didn't, so
My hate for the ho begins to grow, I met her a month ago
It wasn't about money though
As far as I could see her personality was cool
So I talked and talked, my intention was to bone her
But I found myself liking her and being all up on her
She teased me with the pus*y, had my mind in the Twilight Zone
It was like dial-a-porn whenever we talked on the phone
I'm asking her "What's up, when're you going to let me hit it?"
She said "Right now, I'm hot and horny, hurry come and get it!"
I reached her house in a minute, I was all up in it
First time I ever f*cked her, damn it was splendid
The b*tch had my mind going loop de loop
I was pus*y-whipped up like Grandma's soup
Had me in a state of shock while she was riding my jock
Sweat dripped off my balls 'cause the walls was hot
She was sucking me and f*cking me like the freak on the flick
Then I sucked on her titties while she rode my di*k
She said "Please be gentle, hold me don't let go."
And all I was thinking was "f*ck her, OHHH!"
Bear with me brothers, I dont know what I was thinking of
I'm thinking how could making f*ck turn out to making love
Slowly as I f*cked her, she called me Harry
She called Charles, Earl, James, and Larry
I took three more strokes and then bust a nut
Come to find out my dream girl was just a sl*t
The freak of the week, I didn't stop to think
How many's made you scream, girl, nasty dream girl
[Chorus]
Dream girl, dream girl, f*ckin' nasty dream girl
Dream girl, dream girl, suckin' di*k dream girl
Dream girl, dream girl, ho-ey ass dream girl
You's just a b*tch, dream girl
Dream girl, dream girl, f*ckin' nasty dream girl
Dream girl, dream girl, suckin' di*k dream girl
Dream girl, dream girl, ho-ey ass dream girl
You's just a b*tch, dream girl

[Outro]
You's just a b*tch, girl
I hate you, b*tch!