Nice Peter & EpicLLOYD - John Lennon vs Bill O’Reilly lyrics

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
JOHN LENNON VS BILL O'REILLY
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John Lennon:
Help, you're making my ears bleed, you need a muzzle
Why you p*ssed off all the time, didn't your mom give you a cuddle?
You're the type of guy that could die of a heart attack, just in the shower
You need to chill out for a minute, and smoke weed for an hour
Every time I watch your show, all you do is scream at me
And your face looks like a sh*t I took, high on LSD
I'm John Lennon, I'm a legend, I can see through all your tricks
I wonder how much George Bush paid you to suck his di*k?

Bill O'Reilly:
You f*cking long hair, living in your yellow submarine
Well you're about to get sunk, by the right wing, political machine
Stop your presses Lennon, you call me Mr. Bill O'Reilly!
When it comes to squashing limeys I come recommended highly
You're weak, between you and me there's no comparison
I'll beat you so bad you weep gently like George Harrison
You're Paul McCartney's b*tch, with less talent than Ringo
And I'd rather suck George Bush's di*k, than Yoko Ono's

John Lennon:
Well you can't buy me love, but I'll kick your ass for free
I'll take Maxwell's Silver Hammer, and give you a lobotomy
I'm tired of how you scheme, to stir the people up
Why don't you just take a vacation, and shut the f*ck up?
Bill O'Reilly:
Because I'm evil, heart blacker than Don Cheadle
Ten thousand dollar shoes I use to stomp out a Beatle
Don't tell me to shut the f*ck up! That's how I survive
Now here's Sting. What? f*ck it! We'll do it live!

WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY