[Verse 1]
Valentine's Day is creeping up on me
Still staring at you on my computer screen
Writing a fanfic in the middle of the night cause
This will bring us closer right?
"You've never met them!", the peasant cried
"Shut the f*ck up, b*tch! Do you wanna die?"
And I've told you before, are you deaf?
I've fallen in love with a G-I-F
[Chorus]
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh
[Verse 2]
Bieber Fever, One Direction Infection
Whatever floats your boat
What's your addiction?
You, Tumblr, you make it so much worse
You make me feel the feels, right where it hurts
I love you always, I love you five-ever
I love you as much as I love Nutella
Almost.
[Chorus]
OTP, we're my OTP
Baby, you and me
We'd be so sexy, oh
We'd be so sexy, oh
We'd be so sexy, oh
We'd be so sexy, oh
[Outro - spoken]
No. Literally the only thing that's stopping us from getting married is the fact that we haven't "met yet"