[Verse One]
Eardrums I smash you
You're lookin' at a natural
That's word to your mother, father, Peter, Paul and Matthew
And any as*h*le that wanna tassel
Reef will eat 'em up and hok-ppf like a motherf*ckin' cashew
I belong in a rap zoo
With a sign that reads, "Please, don't feed the angry black dude"
Cause that's when he snaps dude
Grabs poop and starts throwin' it
I'm just a gorilla who learn to flow and sh*t
I can be so inappropriate
But in the next bar spit a phrase that's deep as the ocean get
You hope I quit, [?]
I'll beat you to a pulp and use your body as a mop to sop up the blood
I'm very nice
In every fight, Reggie White
You Aikman, I pop your body like you was tryin' to break dance
Rhyme WildStyle
Been doin' this for awhile now
Spit razors that be so blazin' they singe your f*ckin' eyebrow
Here I am
Rock you like a hurricane
I'm not trying to get the world to change
Just get your girl to slurp my mayne
I'm Hercules droppin' guillotines on you Mini-Mes
You need to freeze, you know who it be
[Hook]
The commander in chief
Stand on your feet
Give me praise when I come to the stage, arms raised
I will amaze, homie check my resume
It's Snuff man on the beat, goddamn it it's Reef
[Verse Two]
And now that I'm high
Oh I forgot I'm never not
I just smoked and that makes not a minute gone by
That me, myself and I haven't rolled the lah
And blazed up motherf*cker, raise up motherf*cker
Shoot the place up
Psych, nah, I'm just kidding
The only time I really bust is when your mom's pay a visit (the milkman!)
I'm sick wit it, keep it cookin'
And flow so tight I got Jew broads
Pinchin' my cheek callin' me "Reefer Snookins"
That wasn't a racist joke but did I shock ya?
Oh I'm sorry, was that your face my hand hit, did I sock ya?
The hottest MC in your house is not ya
And you live alone with a puppy named Sasha, I'm a monster
Don't be scared
You wasn't prepared
You like a joke that keeps gettin' funnier and funnier
Keep laughin'
Keep gaspin' for air
Now are all y'all with me up in here?
If not, I'mma cry backstage, psych
I give a f*ck about none of y'all cause b*tch I'm paid
I'm rich beeyotch
My momma laughed and said "You wish beeyotch
Pay the rent beeyotch."
I'm not serious
I've been smokin' so much homie I think I'm delirious
f*ck how ya feel, no motions involved
When I grab a pen and paper and f*ck a beat raw
I'm Lost Cauze
[Hook]
[Verse Three]
And I'm blastin' off bangin' on n*ggas like basketball
While you only get respect overseas like David Hasselhoff
What's the matter dawg
Are you mad cause I keep waving this red flag like a deranged matador?
Just kickin' the dust up
Send me your man I'll rip him the f*ck up
And leave his body parts in four different dump trucks
You dudes is numb nuts
Don't make me wild on stage
And tie two mics together and use them sh*ts as nunchucks
You want what?
Not a damn thang
It's Lost Cauze playboy, I run the damn game
And bars I spit sickly
And I could drop 50 but I'm tired so the hook
Come on, sing it with me
[Hook]