Dumb lyrics

[MR EON]

I'm like Ben Affleck giving up J-Lo's ass
I'm Barry Bonds taking steroids from BALCO Labs
I'm Paris Hilton on camera, f*cking some guy, why choose the N-word
Now what a Simple LIfe
I'm a NY CEO, playing with funds
I'm Jayson Williams, drunk, playing with guns
I'm me gettin' up for wake and bakes on Mondays
I'm me, throwing up, from liquor every Sunday
I'm Pee Wee Herman j*rking
He ain't working
Take that sh*t out the theater, bust a nut upon your curtain
I'm George Bush on the Internet, getting inneractive
I'm the USA who voted him back in
I'm Donald Trump, with raccoon hair-dos
I'm Lil Kim, so plastic, now it only really scares dudes
I'm Elizabeth Smart, 18 miles from home
I'm Scott Peterson who wants to be left alone

I'm so (dumb)
America, you're so (dumb)
Hollywood, you're so (dumb)
Rap industry, you're so (dumb)

I'm the Lakers trading Shaq, probably wanting him back
I'm Kobe's accuser with too many splats
I'm Howard Dean screaming
Kerry's teeth gleaming
I'm a kid falling down a well every other weekend
I'm a cop shooting a kid, see me on the telly
When he reached in his pocked and he pulled out his celly
I'm Portland in '84 drafting Sam Bowie
I'm the guy on the corner, paying quarters for loosies
I'm Jordan coming back at age 40
I'm Magic Johnson with no condoms at a 80's orgy
I'm Damon Stoudamire at the airport, with 35 grams of weed
Wrapped in some tin foil
I'm Ashley Simpson, who lip-syncs and can't really fake it on live TV
Like "f*ck you and take it"
Oh and her sister, now ain't that whore funny?
I'm R. Kelly and Jay blowing all that tour money

I'm so dumb (dumb)
America, you're so (dumb)
Hollywood, you're so (dumb)
Rap industry, you're so (dumb)

I'm The Bachelor on TV, with 25 b*tches
Don't f*ck one of 'em, they gonna choose the richest
I'm the black guy on The Real World, who gets kicked off
I'm a mom on Jerry Springer who gets p*ssed off
I go to Africa on a pilgrimage
I'm like Bobby do to Whitney, and be like
"Baby, whose coke is this?"
I'm Jamal Lewis, fronting drug dealers
I'm on a motorcycle doing 90 only on the front wheel
I'm Lindsay Lohan getting tit jobs
I'm The Black Eyed Peas turned to NBA hip guys
I'm Venus Williams in that denim skirt
I'm a mom smoking crack, to her kids like "let 'em hurt"
I'm like you eating Mickey D's every day
I'm like Dirk Diggler going heavy on the yay
I'm 50 Cent dissing Ja Rule
And then 12 months later, sound exactly like Ja do

I'm so dumb
America, you're so (dumb)
Hollywood, you're so (dumb)
Rap industry, you're so (dumb)