Chocolate Salty Balls (P.S. I Love You) lyrics

[Intro]
Thank you very much
I'm Chef
This song is off my second hit album

[Verse 1]
Two tablespoons of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melt it
Stick it all in a bowl, baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon

[Pre-Chorus]
Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

[Chorus]
Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth, and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls
[Verse 2]
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
You throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three-fifty
And give that spoon a lick

[Pre-Chorus]
Say, everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth

[Chorus]
Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fiber
Suck on my balls

[Bridge]
(Sniffing noise)
Hey, wait a minute
What's that smell?
It smell like somethin' burnin'
Well, that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby, you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I got a sneakin' suspicion
Oh, man, baby
Baby, you just burnt my balls!
Help me, my balls on fire
Oh, baby
My balls is burnin'
Oh, baby
My balls is burnin'
Get me some water!
Pour some water on me
My balls is burnin'
Oh, my goodness!
Blow on 'em, blow on 'em, do somethin'!
[Chorus]
Oooh, suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em!
They're on fire, baby!
Suck on my chocolate salty balls (Hey now)
Put 'em out baby, blow on 'em

[Outro]
Oh
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my balls, baby
Suck on my, red hot, salty, chocolate balls
Come on, baby
Oooh, oooh!
Suck on my balls!
Thank you, thank you