Leprechaun in my toilet!/A pain in the Arse from an ox! lyrics

[Verse]
Through the forest, I should run to the valley of the chocolate fountain of fun
Where the grass is brown and the road is brown and that dirty ox is brown, wait...
Is that the filthy ox that ran away with my wallet filled with pornography?!
Who knows what those devil things could have done to change society

[Chorus]
So I grabbed it by the balls and threw it 10 yards, the ox came back to the pain I feel
The pain I feel is a pain in the ass from an ox on speed
It felt good by a new stampede
Come a rash, for days I could feel nothing on my way down below
Ow, that hurt (Ooh, that hurt)

[Bridge]
My life is over, yet it was near
But I rose from the floor, rubbing my rear

[Chorus]
But I charged at the ox that came with the task that's pain for ramming my REAR!!
The pain in the ass from an ox on speed
It felt like I was hit by a new stampede
Gave me a rash, for days I could feel nothing on my way down below
Ow, that hurt (Ooh, that hurt)