The Woods lyrics

[BRIANNA]
Ohmygod. Ohmygod. Ohmygod. (Repeating)

[EDNA]
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. (Repeating)

[JULES]
Holy… Mother of…. JESUS

[ALL]
OH MY ACTUAL GOD!

[BRI & EDNA]
Think! What do we do? (Repeating)

[JULES]
I can’t go to prison, I’m way too young!
Maybe we have to… Maybe we have to um—

(spoken)
Kill him?

[BRI & EDNA] (spoken)
What? NO!

[BRI & EDNA] (sung)
Nonono (Repeating)
[JULES] (sung)
Well it’s him or us

[BRIANNA]
What have we done!

[JULES]
I don’t know! I don’t know! (Repeating)

[EDNA]
Why did you even come?
Why did you just barge in?
I told you to stay outside

[JULES]
We just wanted, I wanted
To tell you that I’m…
I’m so so so so sorry!

[BRIANNA] (spoken)
Um, now’s not really the ti—

[JULES] (sung)
I’m really really
So so so so sorry
I was awful I ruined your life—
[EDNA] (spoken)
No I’m—
(sung)
So so so so sorry!

[BRIANNA] (spoken)
Shh! Guys!

[EDNA] (spoken)
That your parents broke up—

[JULES] (spoken)
No! I’m
(sung)
So so so so sorry
For being a total—

[BRIANNA] (spoken)
GUYS!

[ALL] (sung)
OH MY ACTUAL GOD!

[JULES]
Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. Jesus. (Repeating)
[EDNA]
Jesus. Jesus Christ. On a bike. (Repeating)

[BRIANNA]
THINK! THINK! We need to THINK! We need to—
WAIT!

[JULES & EDNA] (spoken)
What?

[BRIANNA] (sung)
Does he know, where he is?

[JULES & EDNA] (spoken)
Why?

[BRIANNA] (sung)
Does he know?

[EDNA] (spoken)
No…

[BRIANNA] (spoken)
So!
(sung)
Why don’t we just go and drug him
And lay him down in the woods

[JULES] (spoken)
What?!
What the HELL is “The Woods”?

[BRIANNA]
Ahhhhh…

[JULES] (spoken)
Where the HELL is “The Woods”?

[BRIANNA]
Just a place that’s far?

[JULES] (spoken)
How the hell even would we get him to THE WOODS?

[EDNA] (spoken)
I can drive and I have a car
I mean a van but yeah—

[CAROLINE] (spoken)
Eddy?

[EDNA] (spoken)
Mum?

[CAROLINE] (spoken)
Eddy

[EDNA] (spoken)
Mum

[CAROLINE] (spoken)
You are not driving anywhere
I’ll drive
C’mon girls
Let’s roll him up in the rug