[Verse 1]
I walked in with a collar but I left in a cape
I bought a ticket for the opera then went into a wake
It's a pill of two halves and a peculiar taste
Can you ask the krankenschwester how long I can stay?
Uh
[Verse 2]
And now there’s nowhere left to hide
And nowhere thinks to run to
Don't pretend you didn't realise
That this was what it would come to
I took a minute to collect my thoughts
But there was none to be found
So I started down the corridor
Where they will put this dog down
[Chorus]
I’m not out for all the lies, I'm
Just for warding off the truth
All aboard the HMS Impending Doom
It sails soon
[Chorus]
I'm not out for all the lies, I'm
Just for warding off the truth
All aboard the HMS Impending Doom
It sails soon