Scotty O’Shea Story lyrics

[intro]
Welcome everyone to the World’s Most Powerful Hackers AGM
Now, Knife Blade what did you achieve today?
I hacked into the pentagon’s main frame and I stole all of their government secrets
Hahahaha Ha
That’s amazing Knife Blade
In fact this morning I just hacked into North Korea and issued a missile threat triggering World War Three
Hahahahahahaha
Now, I do believe we have a new hacker with us this evening
Um Scotty Ok Uh, Scotty what did you achieve here today?
I turned off all the lights of the venue
And changed Joe Hendry’s profile picture to an over Gene emoji

[Verse 1]
You hack with a keyboard that’s not plugged in
He’s wearing a mask but we know who he is
He gave away his location and his name
He’s a criminal and somewhat insane

[Pre-Chorus]
And now I’ve called police to say

[Chorus]
Hacker Scotty O’Shea
Has ruined my day
[verse 2]
He hacked my PC
And took my people away
Facebook won’t load
My emails are slow
Section 342 of the criminal code
Said you should be in jail
Cuz you’ve done enough
I can’t look at memes
Or random cute stuff

[Chorus]
Scotty O’Shea
Has inconvenienced my day

[Outro]
Well, It was just a minor inconvenience really
I mean all I had to do was just reset all my passwords
And that was it really
But I’ve had to report you to the police
So I would probably expect to be arrested quite soon
No it is serious
You’re going to jail
You’re going to jail