You’re Getting Battered (Teenage Dirtbag Parody) lyrics

[Intro]
Joe Hendry

[Verse 1]
My name's Kennedy, I manage Timm Wylie
But I'm so lonely
I've been asking some questions
Got a text from my mom, I'm George Michaels' son

[Pre-Chorus]
But George doesn't know who I am
And George doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus]
Now you're getting battered by Joe Hendry
'Cause you said a swear word, that offends me
You're getting battered by Joe Hendry, right now
Ooooohhhhhh

[Verse 2]
My name is Timm, I'm facing Joe Hendry
But I'm scared of him
He's a freak of nature
He won't give me a chance, I've p*ssed in my pants

[Pre-Chorus]
But nobody knows who I am
And nobody gives a damn about me
[Chorus]
Now you're getting battered by Joe Hendry
'Cause you said a swear word, that offends me

[Outro]
Oh Yeaaaaah
Hendry
George doesn’t know what he’s missing
Oh Yeaaaaah
Hendry
George doesn’t know what he’s missing