I Love The pus*y Way Too Much lyrics

You want me to be gay
But I can’t be that way
Sorry, I love the pus*y way too much

You don’t get it
The beauty of the divine femininity
I wrote this song
Cause I don’t mind making you my enemy
You hang out with me hoping for a chance
That if you treat me well
I might be open to your romance
I laugh, cause you’re so f*cking delusional
God made Adam and Eve, not Steve as someone suitable
I don’t want to f*ck Brad Pitt
I don’t want to even f*ck Leonardo Dicaprio
So why the f*ck would I want to f*ck you bro

You getting mad though
Cause I don’t want you
To stick your di*k up my as*h*le
You should feel like a clown
For thinking that I ever be down
Don’t even try to
Convince me to receive anal
Don’t even put me
In a position where I have to say no
I didn’t try gay sh*t for 27 years
Why the f*ck do you think
I’ll suddenly want to be queer
You dumbf*ck, homo
You dumbf*ck, homo
I’ll chase lesbians till I die
Try to make these ahgasshi’s as mine
Even if it means I’ll end up having to ride solo