Tale As Old As Time lyrics

Something eternal
Something that fits
Within the mold of a circle
Repels Dante’s inferno
With something that of
A formula like red + blue = purple
I’m like Squirtle
But my trainer don’t want me to be a Blastoise
I know of my duty
I know the world desires beauty
So I make these songs for the sad girls and mad boys
I’m seasoned, I’m everything you wish I was
I do the drugs
I get p*ssed, angry, and I cuss
I laugh with Daffy, Taz, and Buggs
But most importantly I choose to love
I know Ariel just wanted legs
I know Mulan just wanted some head
And instead of being reluctant
And not delivering the goods
I chose to do something else instead

It’s a tale as old as time
It’s a tale that cures the lost mind
It’s a tale that’s gotta a happy ending
Woahwoahhh~
Job spotting the robe
That Joseph wore
Samson, along with King David
Might be filled with passion
But the integrity is the same down to the core
If you’re bored
You just don’t see the fun in being whimsical
You just don’t understand
The excitement in finding the loopholes
In the things they choose to ridicule
I know heaven is an offer that the Lord freely gives
I can see the difference in mindset
I can see those who can see and those who are blinded
By the lifestyles that they choose to live
And if I have to forgive
I’ll do so with a smile on my face
Because there is no bitterness to harbor
There is no need to be Junior Battle over Coach Carter
When you get to be part of the holy race