Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon?
Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon?
'Specially when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon
Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Ain't gonna hang no picture or hang no picture frame
Well, I might look like Robert Ford, but I feel just like a Jesse James
An' I wish I was on some Australian mountain range
Oh, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range
I got no reason to be there, but I imagine it would be some kind of change
I got my dark sunglasses, I got for good luck my black tooth
I got my dark sunglasses, I'm carryin' my good luck marked black tooth
Don't ask me nothin' about nothin', I just might tell you the truth
I got a woman in Jackson, oh, I ain't gonna say her name
I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name
She's a brown-skinned woman but I love her just the same