God’s Got a sh*t List lyrics

by

Bob Dylan


God's got a sh*t list and I'm on it
Couldn't get off it if I wanted to
God's got a sh*t list - I'm on top
God must be p*ssed, this sh*t don't stop

God's got a list like Santa Claus
My ass is on it just because
I'm not naughty - I'm real nice
God ain't checkin' that sh*t list twice

God's got a sh*t list - can I get a witness?
God'd got a sh*t list - I'm on top

God's been p*ssed since I was born
This sh*t all started on my first mornin'
My mother held her new baby
And said to God, "Dear Lord, why me?"

When my father saw his kid
He said, "Lord, was it somethin' that I did?"
Form day one I've been on that list
My whole damn life God's been p*ssed

God's got a sh*t list - can I get a witness?
God's got a sh*t list - I'm on top
Every day I take a hit
I'm in a sh*tstorm and it won't quit
No wonder I do drugs and drink
I saw God's sh*t list sure does stink

God's got a sh*t list - can I get a witness?
God's got a sh*t list - I'm on top

My teeth are loose and my hair is thin
I've bad breath and lousy skin
Could say I'm under endowed
All this sh*t should not be allowed

You can run but you can't hide
And don't think God is on your side
'Cause a good white man in the land of the free
Takes it right in the nuts from God's own knee

God's got a sh*t list - can I get a witness?
God's got a sh*t list - I'm on top

Sure is lonely up on top
God knows when all this sh*t will stop
If I go to Hell I might get free
Or burn in sh*t for eternity
It's just not right, it just ain't fair
But it's God's sh*t list and he wants you there
You can see Him pray in your beautiful robes
But you're on God's sh*t list just like Job

God's got a sh*t list - can I get a witness?
God's got a sh*t list - I'm on top


Alternate Verse:

If you're a fag or a communist
You might get slapped on your limp red wrist
You Jews and n*ggers get a pass
But I'm on God's list and he hates my ass
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