[Verse]
Hey-hey we're the steam team
People say I should get a job
But I'm too busy steam team
So everyone can f*ck off (Don't be a bell end man)
I'm not a p*ss head, I just drink a lot
Whether its gin or scotch, I twist tops 'til I'm in box
I've been a boss
Tapping up my fish tank
I'm not quittin' 'til I've seen off a six pack
Fish tank abbott, where's all fat lasses?
I'm up at Jack Flashes
Getting all' steamers in
I tell ya what lad, he is a f*cking fella
Oi fat lad, sort us out another steamer
I'm not a rapper, I'm a fat lad with banter
I swim in a puddle, and wipe my arse with me sock
Three sheets to win, on weekly binge
Five sheets, four steamers, and some cheesy chips
Plenty ketchup, yeah?
I do a steamer wit' best of em
Hashfinger? Mexican
Heritage, Lesbian
Lunar, c*nt
Wheres these drinks?
Alright fat lad, but ya sh*t still stinks
Pipe down will ya?
I'm eating me tea
Lunar, Lunar, Lunar C!
What do ya call at frisbee that dont come back?
A frisbee...
I like Battenberg, burgers and brandy snaps
And loads of other stuff like I quite like scotch eggs but I don't like to eat scotch you know, I'll just have hard boiled egg boy
You alright, alright, I can't [?] crisp, I can't-I can't f*cking lie you know
I mean prawn c*cktail crisps, who the f*ck don't like them? You know what I mean, you know what I'm saying, don't ya?
Yeah so, just-just-just raff on the phone