I’ve come to make an announcement lyrics

[Verse: Eggman, Innocent Child]
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a b*tch-ass motherf*cker. He p*ssed on my f*cking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog f*ckin' quilly di*k out (Mommy?) and he p*ssed on my f*cking wife, and he said his di*k was "this big" and I said, "That's disgusting." So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small di*k. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. (explosion) That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He f*cked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna f*ck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My supеr lazer p*ss! Except I'm not gonna p*ss on the еarth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm p*ssing on the moooon! (*explosion*) How do you like that, Obama?! I p*ssed on the moon, you idiot! You have twenty-three hours before the p*ss drrroplllllets hit the f*cking earth, now get out of my f*cking sight before I p*ss on you too!
*Laughter*