You got a square necklace to hold your prayers
You eat all day to lose your cares
The foxiest lady that I've ever seen
And you got the right 'cause you're Mabel King
Dee and Raj are by your side
In the kitchen you run and hide
Twinkies for Ree-Run and none for you
Dee ate all the apples too
Oh that necklace will keep you sane
In your twinkie-less hour it won't forsake
Raj's glasses don't help him see
Just on him to please you and me
Mabel King you are my savior!
Mabel King I'll be your slave
Wait on you foot and hand
Shout it out loud all over the land
Mabel King, you are the queen
The hottest babe on the 70's scene
With that square necklace that you wear
And your foxy bouffant hair
You could have been a school aide instead
But then Mr. Thomas couldn't give you head
Mabel King you are the best
Especially when you're undressed
There you're sitting on the toilet
Thinkin bout chicken
You're gonna boil it
Butt cheeks spead all over the seat
For you taking a sh*t ain't no neat
Mabel King, you are the queen
The hottest babe on the 70's scene
With that square necklace that you wear
And your foxy bouffant hair
Mabel King, yeah
Mabel Rock!