If I Was f*cking You lyrics

[Intro: Big Worm]
Yeah that's cool
Er, everything closed so we just
We might as well just go straight to the hotel
And just get some rest
Let me slide this di*k up on in ya

[Verse 1: Ice Cube]
If I was f*cking you right about now
You'd have a di*k stuck in you (yeah)
Have to go brag to your f*cking crew
On how this rap n*gga di*k you down
Tenderized them guts and didn't have to kick you down
Who this b*tch n*gga wit' you now?
Do we know about your X-files?
And your sex styles?
And all the n*ggas that you think about f*cking
And the sh*t you know you really wanna do when we buzzin' (hahaha)

[Verse 2: K-Mac]
If I was f*cking you, sh*t, it'd be like drama (yeah)
And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright
You're cute as f*ck, plus that ass is tight (hype)
Get the f*ck on 'fore these n*ggas start to fight
I can see it in your eyes, you wanna f*ck tonight
Give head and everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
Gave it up to me, a gangsta, after the club
[Verse 3: Mr. Short Khop]
If I was f*cking you, I'd be paid than a b*tch
The horny weight di*k gettin' laid is for chips
b*tch I'm tryina' make grips
Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
Hin the gin and juice the mix
No time to pause, gots to drop draws
Prep though a ass-spanking', breakin' down walls
With tactics, n*gga used two prophylactics (double-up)
Hit the twat chopper style
Bang it up back (echo)

[Chorus]
If I was f*cking you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on
If I was f*cking you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on

[Verse 4: Ice Cube]
If I was f*cking you, you'd be like f*ck everybody
Cube, this pus*y yours
Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
Doin' chores for a n*gga
Open doors for a n*gga
Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a n*gga
At the motelly, got you on your belly
In come morcelli
n*ggas calling K-Mac, b*tches calling Kelly
Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli, hit the lights
So we can try to reform these potential dykes
[Verse 5: K-Mac]
If I was f*cking you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)
Buying n*gga sh*t, that you don't even know (mm)
Credit card maxed-out
Bank account tapped-out
Writin' bad cheques (hahaha)
When I call you break your neck
You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy
Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
These buster-ass n*ggas make the sh*t so easy
(He was f*cking me?) for sheazy

[Verse 6: Mr. Short Khop]
If I was f*cking you, I'd let the homies f*ck too
Run up in the guts, bust nuts and we're through
Have you fiendin'
Cooch screamin, needin' cleanin'
Creamin', tag-teamin', suckin' semen
Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
With video footage of you giving n*gga scully (got you)
Hold it till you choked off the b*tch then got gut
And roll one to smoke, grab my sh*t and shake my spot

[Chorus]
If I was f*cking you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on
If I was f*cking you (echo)
(overlapping) ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on
[Outro: Big Worm]
Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha
Ango urgin', probably be vomiting di*k for a week though
Suckin' on semen, hahahahahahah...
Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get