Shangri-La lyrics

I’m the average suburbanite
And my values are vital
The customer's always right
I'm not being entitled
A connoisseur consumer
A smart conservative
There will be abuse hurled
If I don’t get good service

In my Shangri-La
Get a coup de grâce
House made of straw
A prisoner of my own laws

I always shop at your store
I'm not some scavenger
Yelp's gettin' a bad report
If you don't go get your manager
I'm gonna need your name
I'm calling customer care
I'm gonna have to complain about this
Uncomfortable chair, in my

Shangri-La
Get a coup de grâce
House made of straw
A prisoner of my own laws
In my Shangri-La
Get a coup de grâce
House made of straw
A prisoner of my own laws