My di*k lyrics

by

Too $hort


My di*k costs a late night fee
Your di*k got the HIV
My di*k plays on the double feature screen
Your di*k went straight to DVD

My di*k bigger than a bridge
Your di*k look like a little kids
My di*k large like the chargers, the whole team
Your sh*t look like you fourteen

My di*k locked in a cage right
Your di*k suffer from stage fright
My di*k so hot it's stolen
Your di*k look like Gary Coleman

My di*k pink and big
Your di*k stinks like sh*t
My di*k got a scene to do
Your di*k needs a tweezer dude

My di*k is like supersized
Your di*k look like two fries
My di*k more mass than the earth
Your di*k have staph it needs work

My di*k been there done that
Your di*k sits there with dunce cap
My di*k VIP
Your sh*t needs ID

(Chorus)
It's time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus
My di*k need no introduction
Your di*k don't even function
My di*k served a whole luncheon
Your di*k it look like a munchkin

My di*k size of a pumpkin
Your di*k look like Macaulay Culkin
My di*k good good lovin'
Your di*k good for nothing

My di*k bench press 350
Your di*k couldn't shoplift at Thrifty
My di*k pretty damn skimpy
Your di*k hungry as a hippy

My di*k don't fit down the chimney
Your di*k is like a kid from the Philippines
My di*k is like a M-16
Your di*k broken vending machine

My di*k parts the seas
Your di*k farts and queefs
My di*k rumble in the jungle
Your di*k got touched by your uncle

My di*k goes to yoga
Your di*k fruit roll-up
My di*k grade A beef
Your di*k mayday geek
My di*k sick and dangerous
Your di*k quick and painless
My di*k 'nuff said
Your di*k loves Fred

(Chorus)
It's time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus

It's time that we let the world know
Dude you gotta let your girl go
D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got di*ks like Jesus

Like Jesus
We got di*ks like Jesus
di*ks like Jesus
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