Animal Lover lyrics

[Verse 1: Dirt Nasty]
I'm a animal lover
My dog knows
Every single night I f*ck her as*h*le
While the cat just stares (what the f*ck you looking at)
And video tapes it underneath the chair
And my bird is f*cked
Cause he's locked in a cage and he beaks at my nuts
Snakes got weird pus*ys
It's like putting your di*k in a bigger di*k that's juicy
I gave a roofie to a monkey
She got bananas in the 'cuzzi
Have you ever f*cked a falcon?
After you c*m they fly to a mountain

[Hook]
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover, a animal lover
I'll be good to you
I'm a animal lover and I never use rubbers
I'll be good

[Verse 2]
I can't hang at the zoo
Cause they caught me banging a kangaroo
I got an ostrich with awkward tits
That sucks my c*ck in the office b*tch (come here)
Hey yo who's that dude over there
Butt nude with his tube in a polar bear? (OH MY GOD!)
That's me Dirt Nasty
Sheep in the mirror, di*k in the buttcheeks
Gorillas in the mist know
When I come to the Congo, grab your dildos
The great outdoors
Mother nature: what a f*cking whore

[Hook]
[Verse 3]
The best part about f*cking a horse
Is after he rides you to the forest
Penguin pus*y cold as f*ck
And I hold the bill when I bone a duck
Meet me at Kinkos by the copy machine
With my di*k in a pink flamingo
Candle light dinner with a goose
Whisper in her ear "is your butthole loose?"
She said "quack quack quack quack quack"
I smacked her; I'm an Oakland cracker
I fell in love with a fatass cow
Now we're getting married down south

[Hook]

[Outro]
Mr. Dirt Nasty, do you take this cow to be your wife?
"f*ck YEAH!"
And Mrs. Cow, do you take Dirt Nasty to be your husband?
"MOOOOOOO"
You may suck the groom's di*k (di*k di*k di*k)