Short Side lyrics

[Intro]
Short Side!
Too Short, you know ain't nothing but a side buster

[Verse 1]
Well it's true, homeboy, I can't lie
I got a brand new rap and I call it Short Side
You just don't know, you're so near
Guess what, baby boy, you get to hear
Short Side, burning rubber on a b*tch
And give her toilet paper so when she sh*ts
In her drawers, in the street
When she sees me rolling, luxury
When she wants so much to take a ride
That right there is Short Side
Having more b*tches wanting me
For only one thing: head surgery
If you can't understand that pimping tip
It's freaky lizard lips all on my di*k
If i talk too strong, don't kick back
Short Side emotion, here's the Rap
Too Short, I hear her call my name
Because she's so so sprung on the Too Short game
I don't even know what you wanna tell me
[?] you wanna freak
You can only suck di*k 'cause you're much too fast
And on that pus*y i got to pass
So, what you gonna do, what do you know?
Do you wanna take a ride so you can blow
If you don't that's on, Too Short's gone
I bet another young freak will come along
They think I get down 'cause I'm so damn rich
Never left a party without a b*tch
I just work' em, drop 'em and they all find out
All i get down is di*k in her mouth
No two times have been the same
But another b*tch's f*cked by the Too Short game
Raise up, homie, can't you forget it?
You gonna get f*cked if you try to sweat it
She was a young tender, I couldn't resist her
Punk, i didn't know that was your sister
But all that sh*t is beside the point
'Cause all i did was smoke a joint
It knock me out, without a roll
Your sister sucked me like indo smoke
n*gga, that's game, you should know
Don't tell me your b*tches don't ever blow
Because if they don't, listen to me:
You're a T-R-I-C-K, baby
I can understand if she refused
But you got to ask and she'll suck you
'Cause all the homies know the tip
Freaky lizard lips all on my di*k
b*tches are starting to recognize
n*ggas don't like them open thighs
The cap is: a n*gga don't even know her
And the b*tches don't care, she'll still bend over
She suckin' my di*k, and in her mind
It's a popsicle in the summertime
She's sucking it good, like a winner
She's going to drop on top and stick it in her
I slapped that b*tch and said "Get down, ho"
"My nut ain't came, now suck some more"
Up and down I see her work
I throw my arms to the back and call her dirt
Said "I'll beat your ass with a billy club"
"If you don't keep sucking and make me nut"
Ho, you better listen to this:
You're sucking dinner, so suck it, b*tch
I like a b*tch who can suck di*k
She's gotta blow more head, blow more head than Blowjob Betty, oh yeah (echoes)
Blowjob Betty (echoes)

Gotta blow more head than Blow Job Betty
Lick my balls 'til my di*k gets harder
Blow more head than a well blows water
Telling a little story on the microphone:

Biatch, you can't f*ck with me!
I got my di*k sucked by Blow Job Betty
Don't you know what that means?

Well, i'll tell you the story of Blow Job Betty
When it came to sucking, she was ready
Since Betty was young, she seen the sh*t
Everynight she sucked her daddy's di*k
At first she hated it, [?]
Then she started to make it fun
After a while, she found a way
To pretend daddy's di*k was her birthday cake
All sweet and nothing sour
Suckin' on her daddy in the midnight hour
She was eighteen when I met her
She was in the bathroom, she was putting in work
My di*k got hard, and I was ready
She was sucking my homie like a baby on a titty
When his nut came, I stepped up
Pulled out my di*k for that b*tch to suck
She licked my di*k up and down
My balls were bouncing on the ground
But then I shot a fatal nut
It knocked that b*tch on her butt
She couldn't even breathe, she was holding her throat
Me and my homie just hit the door
My homeboy said "Short, don't worry"
But then next day i read this story:
"A young girl died, just last night
She choked on sperm in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck and chest
And we're sorry to say, there's no suspects"
When i thought that, my brain clicked:
I bust a nut and killed a b*tch
And don't tell me: "Short, that's petty"
'Cause you've never got sucked by Blow Job Betty
Blowjob Betty (x4)
Betty (echoes)