Blow Job Betty (original) lyrics

[Intro]
Man, i rap so much
I started to record over
Because i got so much raps ain't no record can hold it
And that's so true about Too Short
b*tch must've told me, she said "Too Short, i love you"
Ain't that a b*tch? she said "I love you"
You know what i said?
I couldn't even start rapping. i said:

[Verse 1]
b*tch, who are you?
You said you love me, but is that true?
You asked me could you by my lady
You wanted so much to have my babies
So what, b*tch? i bust your cherry?
Hell f*cking no, i don't wanna get married
'Cause can't no b*tch hound me
Talking some sh*t about a family
I'm a player, and she's my whore
I'm Sir Too Short and i'm a [?]
The last thing i need is a wife
Imma keep that title for my whole life
But if i would, what'd happen to be
Too Short, baby, what would you see
If i had a son, say i had a son
He'd be rocking cocaine by age one
It's true, homeboy, it's not a cap
I'mma tell this sh*t on the Short Side rap
'Bout the ladies, the women, the girls and freaks
I got a rap for them, so listen to me
I've been trying to say this all through my rhymes
I'm gonna say that sh*t just one more time:
n*ggas ain't f*cking, we're getting rich
But that don't mean you can't suck di*k
Too Short ain't sh*t i made up
But you sucked my di*k and you never got f*cked
You say i'm not the real McCoy
But you sucked my di*k and my homeboy's
You're a pro at sucking head
You licked my balls where it feels best
You sucked my di*k better than right
And that right there is Short Side
The pimp tip, could never quit
I heard a freak say: "that's the sh*t
He took the cake, f*cked a break
Too Short, baby sure ain't fake"
That's right, young freak, i'm your commander
When it comes to Short [?]
'Cause a n*gga ain't lame, step back b*tch
Unless you're trying to make me rich
You told your friends i wanted you
You dumb sprung freak, that's just not true
You came to me and you had to ask
Am i Too Short who sings the rap?
When i replied: "yes i am"
We were walking down the street, holding hands
Then Too Short spit a [?]
And the next thing you know, we was all [?]
Someone had to ask my why do i call this rap "Short Side"
Why, 'cause someone said to me "Too Short, side on that freak"
If you drop the "Too", what's the tip?
[Outro]
Short Side, Short side, you freaky b*tch (echoes)